Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Do you SUFFER from the HORRENDOUS SYMPTOMS of BRAIN SICKNESS?
...Then why not try Crebb’s BRAIN LINIMENT?
Patent cure for ENNUI, HYSTERIA & PSYCHOSIS.
Merely massage a generous dollop of CREBB’S BRAIN LINIMENT into the temples thrice daily and within ONE WEEK, we GUARANTEE a PLEASANT return to RELATIVE NORMALITY.
MRS E SNIFDOR, Castle Gait, Amberlon, used to suffer from ANXIOUS TREMORS, TERROR and a shocking LACK OF CONTINENCE.
“I was crippled by ghastly thoughts and sickening paranoia,” she tells us “as well as the physical ailments of BRAIN SICKNESS including rheumatisms, bloodened stools, jawing and rickets. My husband was at his wit’s end with my WHINING and NAGGING! But now I no longer worry about money, my appearance, impending social change or catastrophic world events! Thank you, Dr Crebb!”
Crebb’s BRAIN LINIMENT may look like an ordinary white cream to the untrained eye, but take a look under a MAGICAL MICROSCOPE. The liniment is full of TINY PIXIES who go to work on the cerebellum, killing the EVIL SPIRITS with swords of MYSTICAL STEEL.
Based on a secret ancient Cathenian recipe, Dr Crebb is the only physician in the land able to recreate CREBB’S PATENT BRAIN LINIMENT. Accept no substitutes.
Available from all good apothecaries, herbalists and tinker warlocks.