Friday, August 17, 2012

If you kill me in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologise

Rest in pieces, Detective Madsen! Muuhahahahahaha!

I had another weird dream, which I will briefly describe. I was some sort of superpowered criminal, and I was being chased by two superpowered cops, Michael Madsen (playing tough older cop) and Chris Evans ("the rookie"). They were chasing me, and I clearly remember spouting the following snappy dialogue. To Madsen I yelled, "You'll never catch me, I'm always one step ahead of you." Then, gesturing to Evans, I added contemptuously: "And I'm always at least two steps ahead of him!" I flew to the top of a sort of mix between and Aztec ziggurat and the CN tower and proceeded to do battle with Madsen, before I SMOTE HIS RUIN on the ground below. This marks the first time my rampaging, untamed id has assassinated a celebrity in a dream. Go me.

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

Cinema Bear Assault

Another dream...

No, please. Not the knives...

Last night I had a dream in which Kaki and I were attempting to attend a showing of the film Cloud Atlas. Now, I have never read Cloud Atlas and know very little about it, but I am fairly certain it DOES NOT contain a scene in which a muttering, crazed Tom Hanks repeatededly stabs himself in the sides while a man wearing muttonchops and a chef's hat looks on, grinning horribly.

I wasn't really watching the movie, however, since I spent the entire dream being pursued relentlessly by a massive, hungry bear with golden eyes.

My mind could not be more addled.